50 Year Old Ass.

A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care, what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor said that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.”

The husband replies, “What did he say about your 50-year old ass?”

“Your name never came up,” she replied.

My wife sent this to me today. Is she trying to tell me something?

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10 Responses to “50 Year Old Ass.”

  1. IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP says on August 28th, 2007 at 3:43 pm :

    I love this joke… But when I saw the caption of this post I was scared you took a self portrait.

  2. Rick says on August 28th, 2007 at 5:08 pm :

    OK, I know your mad about the Garfield phone thing. I am Sorry!

  3. Gina says on August 28th, 2007 at 9:06 pm :

    Yes, but 50 is the new 20 so don’t sweat it.

  4. Rick says on August 28th, 2007 at 10:05 pm :

    Hey, that’s right! I am feeling much better. Thanks!

  5. Anonymous says on August 28th, 2007 at 11:02 pm :

    I don’t care if 59 is the new 20…we still don’t wanna see a pic of Rick!!!! Good one Michelle!
    Love ya!

  6. Scarlet says on August 28th, 2007 at 11:07 pm :

    That’s right, Gina. 50 is the new 20, so that must mean 40 is the new 10. Yikes!

  7. terri says on August 28th, 2007 at 11:45 pm :

    Copying and pasting and passing the sentiment on to my hubby!

  8. Loving Annie says on August 29th, 2007 at 4:04 pm :

    snicker …. :)

  9. Dr Zibbs says on August 29th, 2007 at 4:27 pm :

    An oldie AND a goodie!

  10. Rick says on August 29th, 2007 at 4:33 pm :

    We love to re-hash the old stuff. If this was a radio station, we would play all of the old tunes, especially John Denver!

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