It’s Not Out Of Gas!
him: I’ve tried everything!
me: do you have fuel?
him: I’m not stupid!
me: what is it doing?
him: “explains noises”
me: you’re out of fuel.
him: NO I’M NOT!!
(later with gas can)
him: IT’S NOT OUT OF GAS!
me: pour it in Damn it!
him: hmmm, out of gas I guess
me: love you son!
I assume this was his car. Or, was there no reserve for his motorcycle tank? I used to forget to switch back from reserve, which at least once caused embarrassment when my bike ran out of gas.
By the way, I can’t help but notice the time and date stamp for this site has been off by one day.
No this was his bike, he had switched to his reserve the day prior. I will correct the date stamp, thanks.