Stuff I have Been Thinking About!
Written by rick on May 4, 2008 – 10:00 am -- Ladies over 50 should bare their souls, not their breasts.
- I vote to change the name of Interstate 95 South to the “Autobahn”
- Can’t get “Chattahoochee” by Alan Jackson, out of my head.
- “Does this fender pad make my ass look huge?”
- What’s up with Black Bike Week? I must have attended “White Bike Week” What asshole thought that up?
- Can a BMW rider smoke a cigar while riding? The answer: Yep!
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May 15th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I’m with you on all of them except #1.
Maybe I’m just lucky, but I know a few women over 50 that have better figures than women who are 30, and I’d be more than happy to see their breasts if they wanted to show me.
Equally, there are some women in their 20s who I’d just as soon not see with ANY of their clothes off. Beauty is not defined by age in this man’s eyes.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
The fender pad doesn’t make your ass look huge, your ass makes your ass look huge! Ha ha, just kidding, I’ve just always wanted to say that to a man!
I’m really enjoying being able to follow your trip, thanks so much for sharing the videos and pictures.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Sophia Loren, Rachael Welch, Cybill Shepherd still make old Crusty’s motor rev!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Your ass looks fine.. umm I mean it’s doesn’t look huge
May 15th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
I was riding with a fellow trainer on the way home from a track class. We stopped at a rest area. A young man, not overly tall, but hugely overly wide, rode in on a very small Yamaha bike. The guy wore no jacket, only a brownish t-shirt. It’s gross to picture, but the guy was soft enough he sort of draped roundly around the bike. The guy with me made this comment,
“That looks like a tater tot on a gnat’s ass!”
For the record, we couldn’t really see the seat pad. At least not the bike’s.
May 19th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
1. Ladies over 50 should bare their souls, not their breasts.
AMEN!