Things I Have Been Thinking About. #2
Written by rick on May 4, 2008 – 6:45 am -- Did I just see a dead armidillo along the road in Louisiana?
- How do you spell Misissipi?
- How can a hotel charge me $11.95 for Internet access, but can’t afford to provide me with soft toilet paper!
- When did the speed limit change to 115 mph in Alabama? Not complaining, just curious!
- Did you know that little kids love passing motorcycles, some women do as well!
- Every wonder if an R1100RT can out run a police cruiser? The answer is NO!
- Is it OK to flip off the Valet, while in the South? Just curious?
- How long can I leave my laundry in the hotel washer and dryer? Is overnight to long?
Posted in Ramblings |
May 16th, 2008 at 7:49 am
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You foul mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m just tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”
May 16th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Very funny! That was great!
May 16th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Rick,
Oh the pondering thoughts the road brings to mind. You are pretty witty. You are like a Jack handy with deep thoughts.
Maggie, Way funny. I liked the joke.