8 Things I have Been Thinking About
1. Honda Hoot
2. A good cigar
3. Living near the ocean
4. Gas at $5 a gallon.
5. Buying a pistol.
6. Being a good friend.
7. Why would anyone want a chopper?
8. Motorcycle chicks are so hot.
1. Honda Hoot
2. A good cigar
3. Living near the ocean
4. Gas at $5 a gallon.
5. Buying a pistol.
6. Being a good friend.
7. Why would anyone want a chopper?
8. Motorcycle chicks are so hot.
1. What is a Hoot?
2. Umm yuck!
3. Very nice thought!
4. Umm yuck Part II!
5. Probably not a bad investment…
6. Great thought!
7. No idea but why do people jump on pogo sticks for fun?
8. Umm yuck Part III
1. I have no idea what that is.
2. Never smoked, I’d probably turn green.
3. The New England Coast is really really cold in Winter.
4. I’d rather not.
5. I’ve got a 1916 Luger LP.08 in the safe right now.
6. Practice daily
7. One of lifes mysteries to me.
8. Saw a girl on an R1150GS the other day, tried to think of a way to ask for her hand in marriage without sounding creepy!
The Honda Hoot is a large rally held in Knoxville Tennessee in the middle of June. Quite a gathering!
1. I had no idea either.
2. Mmmm…had one last night.
3. Sun, sand & salt water. Sounds nice.
4. No thank you.
5. Got a Ruger 9mm next to the bed.
6. I try. It’s a lot better than being a bad friend.
7. See #8.
8. There’s nothing hotter!
1. I never really gave a hoot anyway.
2. Haven’t had one since 1996. That’s when I was on a cruise that took me to St. Bart’s, where you could buy REAL cubans. Now that’s a cigar. I wish the Castro’s would hurry up to the dirt nap so maybe we can better our relations with Cuba and be able to buy ‘em here!
3. If I won the lottery, I’d definitely get me a beach house. For now, I’m content at least to be within easy driving distance.
4. That blank-ing sucks.
5. I’ve had a .357 S&W since I was 21. Bought a .40 Beretta a few years ago. If there’s anyone who still believes the authorities will save their ass in a real disaster, I have two words: Hurricane Katrina.
6. Almost as important as being a good father.
7. Who knows. Some people bought the Yugo too.
8. Again, two words: Sasha Mullins.
1. Didn’t know what a Hoot was till now.
2. No Thanks, I’m cutting back. LOL!
3. Done that. No biggie and insurance is too high. Being close to water is good enough for me.
4. Ridiculous!
5. I’ve got a Stun gun instead.
6. A goal I strive for daily.
7. I wouldn’t.
8. Thank you.
1. Honda Hoot (Sold my VTX, will they let me show up on the HD?)
2. A good cigar (Ahhhhhh…….with cranberry juice)
3. Living near the ocean (Overrated, it’s nice once in awhile, salt air rusts bike quick)
4. Gas at $5 a gallon. (don’t think about it, only pisses you off)
5. Buying a pistol. (.40 compact - good knockdown, good velocity)
6. Being a good friend. (requires a big man who can take dissapointment)
7. Why would anyone want a chopper? (chicks like’em, just can’t ride ‘em)
8. Motorcycle chicks are so hot. (Only if they have soul, spunk and don’t mind getting dirty, otherwise, their just eye candy that doesn’t have any flavor and requires way too much attention. )