Like fishing has it’s whoppers such as the “one that got away”, and the outstanding catch which grows in length each time the story is told.  So motorcycling has a few exaggerations, urban legends, or better stated; falsehoods, of it’s own.   Here’s a few…

“I laid it down to avoid crashing.”

“I bought it to save money”.

“They all do that!”

“I ride better when I’m drinking.”

“Honey, this new bike is a bargain.”

“Never been dropped.”

“That will buff right out.”

“Needs a little work.”

“I never get off the throttle in a corner.”

“Hmm, Never did that before.”

“I am leaving this one stock.”

“I can sell it for what I paid for it.”

“You should have plenty of fuel.”

“Meticulously maintained!”

“I don’t need to ask the wife if I can ride this weekend!”

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