Bike night at Jackass Flats.
Jackass Flats holds one of the largest weekly bike nights in the country. On any given Wednesday you may see nine hundred to several thousand bikes roll on to the sprawling grounds, it’s quite a site to behold.
Once parked I usually light up a cigar and leisurely stroll up and down the rows looking at the motorcycles. The majority of the bikes are Harley Davidson’s, although in the past couple of years there has been a noticeable increase in sport bikes and some old school stuff. I find this trend very refreshing.
After looking through half of the rows of chrome and skulls, my BMW brain needs a break, so I head over to the vendors aisle to peruse the latest high tech gizmo’s, try on some new shades, look at the colorful patches, or pick over some dew rags. I do this every time I am there, but as I think about it; I have never purchased anything (you know what they say about BMW bikes; “the cheapest thing on them is the rider!”). After twenty minutes or so, I am ready to resume my sight seeing tour of the remainder of the machines.
Visiting the “Flats” is a nice way to spend a Wednesday night, so if you happen to be in the area on hot and muggy, summer evening, let me know, I will be happy to give you a cigar and show you around.


