Mike Tyson’s fake penis stories could potentially generate real money.
CamSoda.com has extended an offer to the former heavyweight world champion to secure his services for an upcoming combat sports event. Self-proclaimed “Leading Adult Entertainment Webcam Company” presents Fight Circus Vol. 2, a show taking place on November 21 in Thailand.
The event features various forms of fighting, none of which appear to be boxing, but which they believe will intrigue Tyson. Apparently, the story landed right in the wheelhouse for what the webcam company had in mind for its next sporting event – for Tyson to oversee all pre-fight drug testing for the event.
The six-figure offer was made after hearing Tyson reveal on his recent podcast. As BoxingScene.com’s Manouk Akopyan proudly reported, Tyson (50-6, 44KOs) explained how he would beat drug tests by using a penile prosthesis loaded with child urine in order to avoid a positive test in random drug tests.
“I was very intrigued listening to your ‘Hotboxin’ podcast this week. Your story on using a prosthetic penis to produce clean urine for your pre-fight drug test gave me an idea, ”said Daryn Parker, vice president of CamSoda at Tyson in an official letter of offer, a copy of which was obtained by BoxingScene. com. “You might not know it, but CamSoda, one of the leading adult entertainment webcam companies, is actually heavily involved in the fighting game. We produced an MMA card, CamSoda Legends, in 2018, and had what some have called the most entertaining mma battle of the year at our Fight Circus event last August.
“With Fight Circus Vol. 2 taking place on November 21 in Thailand, I would like to officially offer you an offer of $ 100,000 for you to be the drug testing coordinator for the event. Considering your status as a legend of the boxing ring and your expertise in bypassing drug tests, we believe you are well qualified to advise our officials on their pre-fight drug test in order to make sure everyone follows the rules.
The event is the second of the revolutionary adult entertainment platform, launched in 2014. CamSoda has become the first to offer live broadcasts in 360º virtual reality. In 2018, the company ventured into mixed martial arts before offering Fight Circus Vol. 1 last August. The three-hour-plus event drew nearly 24,000 views on the Full Metal Dojo YouTube channel that will host the flight. 2.
Among the list of events for this upcoming show is a human cockfight only with kicks.
As bizarre as it sounds, the highest degree of decorum is demanded by event managers, hence the need for Tyson to participate.
“For the record, we are supporters of the consumption of drugs, we even distributed bongs to the losers during the first Fight Circus”, notes Parker. “We mainly want you to spot the fakes where a competitor is trying to sneak in by using performance enhancing drugs. We cannot defend the DCs and the fake Johnson in our circus! “
Whether or not Tyson will consider the offer is a guess. Of course, the former meanest man on the planet has his own business to deal with, which is his next Legends battle with former Four Division champion Roy Jones Jr. (66-9, 47KOs). The two all-time middle-aged greats face off in an exhibition game on Nov. 28, live on Pay-Per-View from a crowd-free Staples Center in Los Angeles.
To avoid any conflict, the good people of CamSoda stand ready to go the extra mile to welcome Tyson.
“I know you have a big fight waiting for you on the 28th,” Parker admits. “We are ready to fly your whole team so you can continue your training camp in Thailand. There are lots of tigers around, I know you love them.
“On a personal level, I’m a huge fan and can’t wait to see you and Roy Jones Jr. beat you up. If you are interested, please contact me … I would love to coordinate a phone call to discuss logistics.
Jake Donovan is a senior writer for BoxingScene.com. Twitter: @JakeNDaBox